Finally, the infamous Tahiti Joe comes up with the ultimate heat searching pepper sauce that will destroy your mouth and anal canal without being a pepper extract. Prepare your body and soul for “UHAN’E AKAI NIOI” Hawaiian for, “GHOST ONION PEPPER”. The powerful resins of the ghost pepper flakes and the breath destroying onions will keep your friends away for quite awhile. Say good-bye to your love life for a few days. You will also come up with a few new cuss words when you visit the crapper. Don’t blame Tahiti Joe for your ailments, he is only delivering what you are asking for, PAIN. “UHAN’E AKAI” sounds like “Honey I Cried”.
P.S. From the Polynesian Islands, Tahiti Joe says,
MAHALO NUI LOA or MAURURU
for donating to his retirement fund.